Religious abduction

One of our accountants has been trying to convert me. “Join me in Rapture….” he says, “…for the day of reckoning is not far…”. When Rapture occurs, he shall disappear into thin air, transported away miraculously by the power of the holy spirit.

“What about your stuff…does that go with you?”, I ask him.
“No..only the spirit shall be transported”, he says with some certainty.

“Can you leave your things to me then ?”, I said, thinking about his hat collection.

1 Response to “Religious abduction”


  1. 1 Seasons April 1, 2008 at 9:51 am

    Funny. I don’t understand that rupture stuff but then again am not that religious.


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