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Published February 1, 2008 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: bad taste, elections, erections
Post erection death
Published January 27, 2008 Uncategorized Leave a CommentTags: bad taste, death, drugs, erections, sex
Amid all the post-election deaths, I came across this post-erection death in a different part of Kenya (from the Daily Nation):
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In another incident, an Italian tourist died from heart complications suspected to have resulted from a sex-enhancing drug. Mr Testyi Erio, 70, was with a woman at a villa in Mambrui when he collapsed. The woman told the police that her companion had taken the drugs. She gave the police some of the said tablets.
I attended a party with my love, light of my life – mugithi. I got trapped in a table with some of mugithi’s man friends. For some reason heated conversation regarding erections. I am timid by nature and abhor discussing such bodily excitations. I notice a lot of Kenyan men clutching each others hands without hesitation, maybe its normal for men to discuss erections then ?
Only politeness, and lack of inertia prevented movement to another table (who knows what horrors I might have encountered there?). This country confounds me.
(UPDATE: apparently some Kenyans pronounce ‘election’ as ‘erection’ and ‘election’ as ‘erection’, hence the confusion. I am thoroughly embarrassed.)
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